OK, so we were on our way to Camp Redneck. That still counts, right?
Scene: McDonald's Drive-thru
C1: I want a Hick.
C1: You know, a Hick!
Semi: I've never heard of that.
C1: It's right there on the menu. I had it yesterday! Look!
Semi: Do you mean a "Hi-C?"
C1: Yeah, that's it.
My stepson truly is from Alabama.