I am blessed and somewhat cursed. The title also hints that I haven't purchased new music since 1999. I am a wife, mother, daughter, friend, and the worst kind -- high maintenance who thinks she's low maintenance.
I am a Democrat, socially liberal and fiscally conservative. I am an Administrator at a public Southern university where most of my immediate co-workers don't share my (correct) views. I live with my husband, late-talking son (6), girl-crazy stepson (15), and a dog that sheds all year long. I've worked at the same place for 18 years. I need a creative outlet...or maybe just a safe place to bitch.
R: Well, it goes back to that night you broke my toilet seat.
D: Dude, I did NOT break your toilet seat. It's five dollars. If I broke it, I would pay you for it.
D's wife: How the hell do you know who broke it? You were out stealing beer from other campers' coolers at the time!
I'M A LEFTY
"Left handers are wired into the artistic half of the brain which makes them imaginative, creative, surprising, ambiguous, exasperating, stubborn, emotional, witty, obsessive, infuriating, delightful, original, and never, never dull.”
'The World's Greatest Left Handers' by James T de Kay and Sandy Huffaker
______________________________ STAT: Left-handed Percentage of total population: 10 Percentage of late-talkers: 40