Thursday, June 12, 2008

Woof, Woof -- and I Mean Now, Dammit

In response to Bizzy's challenge, I had to do it. Now, my earlier comments of being a tad competitive seem pretty funny or maybe even a little creepy.

Border Collie
The Achiever
You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring."

Ange's blog this morning listed the astrological signs. Bizzy and I are both Virgos. Except for the shy and pessimistic labels, it's pretty much on the mark for me. Um, especially the beautiful part. hehe. The strange part -- it reads quite similar to the above. Geez.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.


Suzanne said...

Shy? Pessimistic? No way, man. How can anyone call us pessimistic? GAH! Why is everyone so stupid and disappointing?

Jeanna said...

Damn them for thinking we're pessimistic! They suck! Right on!

Ange (formerly Writer Mom) said...

You'd make one sexy astronaut.

I need to go do this now.
Hoping I don't end up one of those breeds that sleeps all day on the porch.