True story... (the condom one was, too. Ok, it's all honest here.)
Employment Office Lady: Sir, weren't you here yesterday?
Cowboy: Yes, I was.
EOL: Then, why are you back today?
Cowboy: You didn't give me a job yesterday.
Is it weird that just cracked me up?
ETA: Does this qualify as a "train-wreck?" If so, I am anticipating more hits.