Semi: "You spent $11.24 plus tax on condoms?"
Cowboy: "Yeah, but it's the value pak. There's 40 in the box!"
Semi: "What's the expiration date?"
I am blessed and somewhat cursed. The title also hints that I haven't purchased new music since 1999. I am a wife, mother, daughter, friend, and the worst kind -- high maintenance who thinks she's low maintenance.